James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers signed with the team to retire where he started. After a bunch of injuries, the signing became more than symbolic. It raised an interesting question, who would you unretire for your team? Atlanta? Easy: Tony Gonzales. My beloved Pats? The Pats have me nervous. Particularly the offensive line. Recently retired line coach Dante Scarnecchia is the smart answer. However, despite Paul’s best intentions this site is not about smarts (sm-AH-ts) it’s about being a homer. So the correct answer is: John fucking Hannah.
Also, I would pair him with another Patriot alumni: Dusty Rhodes the American Dream.